Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher bathes in spaghetti sauce.

Usually the own brand from aldi, but if its a treat the that'll be Ragu.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Having one of those new fangled carbon bike thingies, Paul absolutely insists that he can now only eat Carbonara sauce with everything, even his cereal in the morning.

'It is what we Carbonites do'

he proudly boasts to anyone within earshot.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Mad Doug Biker is really Johnny Mad Dog Adair

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker is really Johnny Mad Dog Adair

Thank **** you are lying!

LIving in wet central Scotland, I refuse to have anything whatsoever to do with ANY of that, even if it is mainly football related here.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker is really Johnny Mad Dog Adair

Marquis is part of an activist group who want Jaffa Cakes to be classed as biscuits, so that this great Government can claim the VAT like it ought to!

They are planning to descend on the McVitties factory very soon.

 

[PaulSecteur]

"I dont see wht more people dont do this" said doug, tucking in to his second slug sandwich.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

"I dont see wht more people dont do this" said doug, tucking in to his second slug sandwich.

Paul often confuses the staff at McDonalds as he enters, loudly and merrily proclaiming to the person at the counter

'The Roast Fanglebeast and Snoogleberries' please!'


He often has to settle for a Big Mac instead.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Doug has been doing a similar thing to Morgan Spurlock, who did "supersize me" by eating nothing but McDonalds.

Well, eating nothing but what he finds in the bins at the back of McDonalds.

 

[Andy_R]

PS almost got eaten by MDB. The staff at McD's have told him repeatedly to stop sleeping in the bins.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has been doing a similar thing to Morgan Spurlock, who did "supersize me" by eating nothing but McDonalds.

Well, eating nothing but what he finds in the bins at the back of McDonalds.

PS almost got eaten by MDB. The staff at McD's have told him repeatedly to stop sleeping in the bins.

Other than Paul, Andy knows that what is in the bins is exactly what they serve out front, therefore meaning that my jaunt doung 'a Morgan Spurlock' only lasted so long.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Dougs pet goldfish, Sammy, runs McDonalds twiiter feed. He jumps out of the bowl onto the keyboard, flops about in a random fashion hitting the keys with all the accuracy of a chimp mashing the keyboard.

He got his training from watching doug post on cyclechat.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Being a big 'American Dad' fan, Paul now talks in a ridiculously affected German accent.

Yes he does, ja!

 

[PaulSecteur]

Being a Family Guy fan doug takes on the persona af a large, drunken irish man with a talking dog.

 

[Andy_R]

Being a Family Guy fan doug takes on the persona af a large, drunken irish man with a talking dog.

PS prefers to take on the persona of Lois Griffin

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

PS prefers to take on the persona of Lois Griffin

Andy, the old pervy guy in Family guy