Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

Due to his dyslexia MDB thinks he has Sky + The Paras Limpdick Games

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Due to his dyslexia MDB thinks he has Sky + The Paras Limpdick Games

Ste would be on cloud 9 to see Paras with limp dicks playing games.

The slag.


Personally I prefer them hard, but anyway...

 

[Andy_R]

The slag heap outside MDB's house is caused by him trying to dig to the centre of the Earth. Why? Who fekkin knows...it's MDB after all....where there's reason there's an answer. Where there's MDB there's confusion..he's worse than a Brexiteer being offered an apple that's been picked by a Polish farm worker...."feck me...oranges aren't the only fruit"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy, the latest Poet Laureate.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Thank **** you are lying!

LIving in wet central Scotland, I refuse to have anything whatsoever to do with ANY of that, even if it is mainly football related here.

Tel me about it @Mad Doug Biker .
The scourge of West Central Scotland.

MBD thinks the Dandy is the works of a literary genius,and is often seen on a soap box quoting Desperate Dan in his local park

 

[SteCenturion]

The @MarquisMatsugae became very skilled at saying...

"It's not for me, it's for my sister"
when he took up reading Bunty in 1970.

 

[stephec]

Ste has lost count of the number of conversations he's had that describe an embarrassing condition, strangely they all start with the line, "I've got this mate....."

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph has so many embarrassing conditions he has no mates.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

twenty six by twenty five has 15 children because he had no Mates.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MarquisMatsugae has been invited to the staff Xmas party at his local "Clinic" he's so well known.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MarquisMatsugae has been invited to the staff Xmas party at his local "Clinic" he's so well known.

Tosh is known as 'Clap' to all and sundry, but not because he's a big Eric Clapton fan, oh no no no!































I have to explain that I knew someone who went by the name 'Clap' once. Turns out he was an Eric Clapton fan, not because he was proud of his STD related achievements!

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB is getting fed up of people holding up their mobile phone at him and saying "Look!!! I found a Pokémon!!! Eww, this ones an ugly mo`fo"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul just wshes someone would Pokemon him, he's so lonely!

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB has ears like Yoda and licks the sugar of the self service donuts in Sainsburys.

 

[Speicher]

Paul has ears like Quark. He wanted cosmetic surgery to improve them, but that would cost twenty bars of gold-pressed Latinum.