Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

BTW has anyone ever seen Doug and Donald Trump in the same room? Just sayin'

No, but then, I can't see myself

 

[PaulSecteur]

Donald trump - "Hello, is that Mad Doug Biker? I would like to offer you a job"

Mdb- "Doing what?"

Dt - "i want you to stand next to me, so my bat sh!t crazy rantings seem normal in comparison"

Mdb - "turnips stole my goldfish"

Dt- "Thats the shizzle. Also, you make my hair look normal"

Mdb - "my elbows are banned from Blackpool"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To be fair, that is one of the better conversations Paul has had with Mrs Secteur.

I say 'wife' but actually, Paul is so deluded that he doesn't even know he isn't married and that his 'wife' is Barry, the 6 foot 8 bodybuilder who gives him his medication each night.

 

[TVC]

Doug regularly slips Barry a tenner so he can take his place.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC would like to slip some into Barry

 

[TVC]

Doug is standing by with some lube.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is standing by with some lube.

MDB often introduces himself as "The names Biker, Mad Doug Biker. I`ll have some chain lube, shaken, not stired."

I am the expert after all!

Never mind bike chains though, TVC also likes it up his bum

 

[cisamcgu]

RM is actually a fan of the 80's hit sensations "Bros"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

cisamcgu is working his way through Henry VIII 's back catalogue but is stuck on "Greensleeves"

 

[TVC]

Rocky wears green tights, not because he wants to be like Robin Hood, more that he wants to be like Grotbags.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Reg then buys thise tights off TVC...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Reg and Paul know who Grotbags was

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I actually had to google it. We didn't have a TV from me being aged 11...

Reg is in love...... No, not with the poofy 'Robot Redford' character or 'Crock' (who must have had the worst costume ever), no, he has the hots for that 'Mean Green Mother from Outerspace!!:


View: https://youtu.be/ix9xB8p7ado

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has not excelled himself. I completely know what he's going on about..........not.

She was Rod and EMU's arch nemesis and was always wanting to get hold of EMU, but Rod, EMU and 'those obnoxious kids' kept on thwarting her, not to mention her subordinates, Robot Redford and Crock, who had their own agendas, mainly due to the way Grotbags treated them, but they were too soft anyway.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Is that true? Or are you making it up for this thread?

Rockaay thinks I'm lying.

Look it up on Youtube, also 'Rod And EMU in the Windmill'.

..... If you are desperate enough.....