Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Doug still holds a flame for Rusty Lee.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug still holds a flame for Rusty Lee.

TVC LOVES rusty bullet holes













































..... He is a tester for a bullet company (which we cannot name, but other bullet companies are available too), and often shoots through sheets of rusty metal in his experiments.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When MDB isn't "firing blanks" he prefers Rubber Bullets


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qKBv4eY3E

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT is very much into his regae music and speaks in a Jamaican accent.
He wanted to go on holiday there, but is dyslexic, so when he looked online, he thought he saw 'Yeah Man' and thought it was a reference.

Unfortunately, that 'Yeah man' turned out to be Yemen, and he's now being questioned by the Anti - Terrorism Squad as I type this.

 

[TVC]

Doug likes his exotic holidays, he's even been as far as Falkirk.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay goes on his 'hodilays' to Milton Kenyes' each year.

'There is always SO MUCH to do!'

He says.


He's never been adventurous enough to go to that Slough though.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is sooooooo excited. There's been a new post on the Count to 100 thread..........oh no, it was a mistake from Classic and has been deleted.

Bovvered?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay is deliberately getting Classic to post a train picture before mine to make me look bad.

 

[TVC]

Doug doesn't like being shunted.

 

[Speicher]

TVC always taps his wheels before starting a journey.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug doesn't like being shunted.

Yes I do..... Oh, you mean THAT kind of shunting, sorry.....

 

[PaulSecteur]

Whenever MDB cant find his way out of a building he adopts the bluebottle technique. He bumps his way around the perimeter until he finds an opening or someone "shoo`s" him away.

MDB is used to being shoo`d away.

 

[stephec]

PS's blue bottle similarity is shitting in the sugar bowl.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC always taps his wheels before starting a journey.

I notice we ignored Speicher above (I meant to answer back but forgot all about it, sorry).

PS's blue bottle similarity is shitting in the sugar bowl.

Stephec knows that Speicher often vomits on her hands before doing anything, especially when preparing food for going on a journey.

Whatever you do, NEVER accept a sandwich from her on the train.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 4402895, member: 259"]Once MDB's pupal form is complete, he will shed his hideous outer skin and emerge as a diaphanous cross between Anne Widdecombe and the Michelin Man.[/QUOTE]

That is Mort on the right:

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No, I don't know either....