Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

26 turned up as soon as he heard there was free snickers on offer, unfortunately he'd misheard and was very disappointed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec always goes commando

 

[TVC]

TbT has to wear pants, it's the only way his 'Tena Men' stays in place.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC is the country's first bicycle riding Morris Man. He clutches a hanky in one hand, a stick in the other, and then promptly crashes. He hasn't worked out why yet, but his mates think it's something to do with trying to play the accordion and drum at the same time.

 

[TVC]

Tosh was rejected by his local Morris, they thought him a little too weird.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC was badly injured Morris dancing. He fell through the windscreen.

(the old ones are the best)

 

[PaulSecteur]

"Old ones are the best" is the phrase 26 uses to justify his betamax video.

 

[postman]

PS is cycling to Leeds.To be a witness at Postman's hearing.Postman got escorted out of Morrison's Bakery.When he said he would show the staff how to put holes in doughnuts.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Postie's other party trick is to demonstrate just how many doughnuts he can carry hands free.

 

[Speicher]

TBT knows that the Mods are reading this thread, but they do nought about it.

 

[postman]

Speicher found that dunkin donuts,makes them go soggy.

 

[stephec]

If postman offers you a soggy donut don't eat it.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec offering a lemon snow cone?

Best avoided.

 

[Speicher]

Paul always forgets that it is a 99 with a flake. The man in the ice cream van does not like being asked for a 69.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Sometimes even Speicher doesn't understand her own jokes ^^^^^^^^