Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

26 did once try the 69 joke, the ice cream man gave him a right mouthful.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

No one could ever understand what Stephec was saying as she always had a 99 flake lodged in her mouth.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I scream or ice cream? A nice boat or an ice boat? YB never understands the differences.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 took great offence that is has taken so long for anyone to reply to his last post,

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh knows that I like a wall and that I'd never take a fence.

 

[Speicher]

TBT will be posting shortly about how he rails against post and rail fences.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher has committed the great train robbery.

She sold a salad sandwich for £4.50 on the western line.

 

[Speicher]

Paul had to change trains at Cheltenham yesterday. Sadly he took the wrong train to Bristol.


First Great Western would like their train back please.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher is in training to be a trainee train driver.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PS is gutted that he hasn't been chosen to be the new Chief Judge on Strictly Come Dancing.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh turned down the offer to be the new chief judge on Strictly as his "half a coconut" has fallen out of his tights. It's before the 9 o'clock watershed he wailed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whilst cycling through the Scottish Highlands Mort's eyes began to water uncontrollably. Nothing to do with the sign advertising Horn Carving at all.

(True dat - I did see such a sign).

 

[stephec]

26 always prefers to blow a horn.

 

[roadrash]

stephec cant even manage to blow out the candles on his birthday cake, so many of them you see he cant get close enough due to the heat

 

[PaulSecteur]

Road rash doesnt get that 2 ronnies "Four candles" sketch at all.