Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Andy_R, thinking it was Wednesday, went to fly his kite, but then someone told him it's Thursday... so he's put the kettle on.

 

[Andy_R]

AT writes all of Alan Bennett's dialogues for him.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Andy R - Alan Bennett's brother Gordon

 

[Andy_R]

26x25 - Gordon's sister Ginny

 

[stephec]

No one's ever described Andy as a tonic.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

stephec'll have a Babysham.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TB will have a baby shower

 

[stephec]

26, he's golden.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Stephen, the one Doctor Who nobody remembers.

 

[Andy_R]

TB Who?

 

[postman]

Andy_R was once stopped and asked.Is there a B & Q in County Durham.No he replied it is spelt .C-O-U-N-T-Y.

 

[Andy_R]

Now that Postie has retired, he's a man of few words, and even fewer letters.

 

[roadrash]

Andy-R was stopped by a motorist who said..."can you tell me how you get to the town centre please" Andy replied " I normally cycle,... but whats it got to do with you.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rr turned up at the cemetery thinking he'd found the dead centre of town.

 

[simonali]

26x25 has a permanently purple stained upper lip from his Ribena and turpentine addiction.