Post a lie about the poster above.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mr Pig, 31 Jul 2009.

  1. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    simonali used to be known as simoniz. Under that name he polished off a lot of cars (and wore out many hideous (to normal folks' taste) shirts in the process)
     
  2. simonali

    simonali Guru

    I became Simonwaz after being called about a polishing job at 26's house. He had painted his car with magnolia eggshell emulsion and insisted I made it shiny again.

    I immediately retired from the buffing game.
     
  3. colly

    colly Re member eR

    Location:
    Leeds
    Simonali may have stopped buffing but it's the guffing people want him to stop.
     
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  4. simonali

    simonali Guru

    Everyone 'cept colly anyways. He loves me brew!
     
  5. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Shakespeare got his inspiration for the 3 Witches scene in McBeth from simonali's brew
     
  6. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    TBT was very disappointed yesterday when he had the lowest score in a trampoline competition. After talking to his coach, Tbt has now bounced back.
     
  7. colly

    colly Re member eR

    Location:
    Leeds
    Speicher is always springing surprises on people.
     
  8. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    Later this month Colly will be planting some spring bulbs, so that there is plenty of colour in the garden in March.

    He is carefully calculating how deep to dig the trench for the electric cable.
     
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  9. stephec

    stephec Legendary Member

    Location:
    Bolton
    After burying her cable Speicher decided not to use bulbs, she thought that planting plugs would be a far more illuminating idea.
     
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  10. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    The bash street kids character "plug" was modelled on stephec
     
  11. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    When he is in the bath, RR likes to pretend he is Captain Plugwash.
     
  12. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    Location:
    County Durham
    Speicher likes to pretend her bath is a pea green boat. The neighbour's cat is always nervous when it's Speicher's bathtime.
     
  13. gaijintendo

    gaijintendo Über Member

    Location:
    Scotchland
    Randy_ put the first letter of his name at the end to be more anonymous online.
     
  14. postman

    postman Legendary Member

    Location:
    Meanwood ,Leeds
    gaijintendo
    Über Member has just got back from his local Police Station.After reporting all his camera equipment missing.The Officer said leave the details with me and we'll see what develops.
     
  15. stephec

    stephec Legendary Member

    Location:
    Bolton
    Postman's brain hurts so much after thinking that one up that he's had to sit down in a darkroom.
     
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