Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU knows what is yellow and white and travels at 120mph - A train driver's egg sandwich.

Speicher still giggles at

'What is green, hairy and goes up and down?'

'A Gooseberry in a lift!'

 

[Rocky]

Speicher still giggles at

'What is green, hairy and gos up and down?'

'A Gooseberry in a lift!'

I thought the answer was: Mad Doug doing his step exercises in the morning

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I thought the answer was: Mad Doug doing his step exercises in the morning

... After a night on the tiles?

Rocky is just jealous as he can't exercise without his special hoist to keep him from toppling over

 

[postman]

MDB has just got back from a Tarot reading.Do you want to ask any questions.Yes do they play football and can you cycle in Heaven.Ah i have good news and bad news after reading the cards.Ok good news first then.Good news yes they do both in heaven.Well what is the bad news.Saturday you are centre forward and Sunday you are leading a century ride.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Postman was most disappointed after he learned there were Hookers in Rugby.

On joining his local club with this in mind, all he got was Geoff...

 

[Speicher]

MDB was always left back when he played rugby.



Left back in the changing rooms!

 

[Rocky]

Well Speicher can bully off............













............when she plays hockey

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB was always left back when he played rugby.



Left back in the changing rooms!

Left (and right) hand right between the other boy's legs you mean (Yeah I wish, a boy could butt dream. We always played football).

 

[Rocky]

Doug can bully off too

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well Speicher can bully off............

............when she plays hockey

When he was still a girl, back in East Germany, Rocky, or Rocketta, was part of the National under 17s Hockey team

 

[Rocky]

Doug tells me he has read Marx

Or should that be that..........he has red marks?

 

[All uphill]

Rocky is keen on communism. What's yours is mine.

 

[Rocky]

All Uppers, being a communist only drinks herbal tea.........he reckons all proper tea is theft.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All Uppers, being a communist only drinks herbal tea.........he reckons all proper tea is theft.

Ba DUM tish!

 

[All uphill]

Rocky is mean. He drinks clover tea - only three leaves.