Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug has just come back from the funeral of a friend who died when he was hit on the head with a tennis ball.

It was a good service.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has just come back from the funeral of a friend who died when he was hit on the head with a tennis ball.

It was a good service.

Rocky is subject of a restraining order from Sue Barker

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a restraining order from Ronnie Barker.

Apparently he's been claiming that he wrote this famous joke:

'In a packed programme tonight we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make
ends meet.'

......we all know it was from the pen of Russell Hobbs

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

......We all know it was from the pen of Russell Hobbs

Obsessed, he's bloody obsessed!

 

[All uphill]

MDB is not even slightly obsessed with people who have obsessions

 

[Rocky]

Uppers said that I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.

But take a look at me now.

 

[stephec]

Rocky has beaten that obsession against all odds.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has beaten that obsession against all odds.

Steph also knows that Phil Collins was the 3rd crew member on Apollo 11

 

[Rocky]

Doug wants to know why NASA didn't have Apollo flights with letters instead of numbers.

Well, if Apollo F crashed they'd have to issue an Apollo G

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug wants to know why NASA didn't have Apollo flights with letters instead of numbers.

Well, if Apollo F crashed they'd have to issue an Apollo G

Rocky has been waiting since July 1969 to say that joke

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... And Rockaay is taking just as long to give a reply 😆

 

[Rocky]

Doug's teachers told him he'd never amount to much because of his procrastination.

Doug told them 'just you wait'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

They say you slow down with age, but Rockaay is actually speeding up!

 

[Rocky]

Doug is aging gracefully...........which of course is a lie as he's never done anything gracefully

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is aging gracefully...........which of course is a lie as he's never done anything gracefully

Rockaay, 85 and still 'hanging out' with the local 'Yoof'.