Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's related to Mabel.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort stood for too long in the Long Gallery, eating his banana, yesterday and was tagged as an installation entitled, "Monkey in a Dress IV"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie wants his dress back too!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort stood for too long in the Long Gallery, eating his banana, yesterday and was tagged as an installation entitled, "Monkey in a Dress IV"

When I was camping the other day there, I was walking round the site, looking for someone who we knew from last year (they had just arrived). Anyway, I was standing there when a group of small children appeared and started playing nearby. One of the girls who was about 4 or 5, in a dress, then did that completely innocent squatting down, you know in the way that only kids and very supple people can, right in front of me to look at something on the ground, seemingly oblivious to my presence, causing her dress to ride up in an all revealing legs wide open pose that only a kid could get away with....

All I can say is that girl, you clearly must have forgotten you were commando!!
Now, whilst I don't have anything against nudity and a bit of front bottom, I just wished she had been at least 15 years older, now THAT would have been worth it!!

Err...... Where's this message going??

Well....... On a similar vein, when Mort did the same in Archie's dress at the art gallery, everyone wished that he had been at least 15 years YOUNGER!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

....... Yes, I know, I know!

 

[stephec]

MDB hopes that one day people will finally understand him when he says he is going camping, and not assume he's off to the annual Larry Grayson fan club convention.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec is so camp that he can't even be in the house whenever a Spider is in the bath

 

[davdandy]

Mad Doug doesn't even know what a bath is,or a shower come to think of it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

dav keeps coal in his bath even tho' his fire is gas

 

[davdandy]

Rocky has a tin bath hanging on his kitchen wall.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dav only drinks Ribena.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky loves the smell of his palm in the morning.

 

[davdandy]

Pete eats his own toenails and makes toenail porridge in the morning

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

dav is always around the chiropodist. He gets his corn flakes there

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why do I suddenly feel nauseous?

Rockaay was round at Dav's for breakfast this morning