Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

CG's knows the piano's on my foot.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie has a Baby Grand in his bedsit.

It wouldn't be so bad, but it takes up so much space, and well, he doesn't even know how to play it, its just to impress his friends and neighbours.

 

[davdandy]

Rocky thinks a sea bass is a musician who does sea chanties on a boat.

 

[Speicher]

Davdandy has asked me how the Pussycat and I sailed the pea green boat.

 

[ThinAir]

Speicher covers her money in honey.

 

[Speicher]

ThinAir has eaten mince and slices of quince with a runcible spoon.

 

[ThinAir]

Speicher keeps a jaberwocky under the stairs.

 

[Dayvo]

ThinAir wears a jock strap on his head.

 

[Donger]

When seen slumped against a wall with a big grin on his face and smoking an unusual ciggy many years ago, Rocky was unwittingly the inspiration for John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High".

 

[ThinAir]

Donger plucks his lies for this thread from the top of the tree. Denvers guitar however... Not much plucking there for a while ....

 

[stephec]

When ThinAir heard that the guy next door to him regularly plucks his guitar he was straight down to the Police station to report him for indecent acts.

 

[ThinAir]

Stephec plucked his banjo so hard... He snapped its string.

 

[stephec]

The most worrying thing about the whole incident however was ThinAir's over eagerness to help repair it.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky used to be a test pilot for Airfix.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG's dog was trained to sniff out illegal adhesives....