Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

The reason why Mort is bald is because when he worked in the sewers (and immediately prior to him getting the sack), he got a little bit complacent and lit up a cigarette.

The explosion could be heard at least 100 feet away!!

 

[stephec]

Whilst still down the sewers MDB witnessed Rocky's turd making it's final journey and was heard to exclaim, "holy shoot, if that thing makes it out to sea in one piece I hope it doesn't enter any shipping lanes or we could have a major disaster on our hands!"

 

[Archie_tect]

Stephec accidentally flushed Shelley, his pet terrapin, down the toilet while cleaning out her tank.... it was a turtle disaster.

 

[stephec]

Just as I was walking away from the toilet all distraught Archie pointed into the pan and shouted, "look, it hasn't all flushed down, I can see the turtle's head."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay once set up a toy shop in the Lake District.

He called it 'TorToys'

 

[Ludwig]

Mad doug biker has finally made it to Hollywood..sadly its the Hollywood in Birmingham

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad doug biker has finally made it to Hollywood..sadly its the Hollywood in Birmingham

Ludwig is chief ball and pin polisher at his local Hollywood Bowl in Wetwang

 

[luckyfox]

MDB has a secret David Bowie tattoo

 

[PaulSecteur]

Luckyfox has been banned from walking near building sites and shouting "Phwooaaarr!!!" at the builders, and requesting them to " gerrem out for the gals".

I assume she means their helmets, as known as hard hats.

 

[luckyfox]

Paul was once named 'greatest to succeed' at school. It wasn't because of his astounding athletic ability in the egg and spoon race, it was his pastry skills in home economics that really made him stand out.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky once made a spoon in metalwork class. He still has it, but these days its used to dig the garden as there was a little misunderstanding about scale drawings.

 

[ThinAir]

PaulSecteur has just woken up from a dream where he was covered in tin foil, eating jelly with a spade.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ThinAir has just had a wet dream thinking about it!!

 

[ThinAir]

MDB can't wait to lick the tin foil.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TA really thinks that foil is tin. He's opened up an old mine in Cornwall on the strength of that