Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec also likes large black men, partly due to his experiences in the showers at Public School, but mainly because he played the Bassoon at school and has fond memories of giving it a good blow whilst using his fingers to get the best result!!


...... What?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There is nothing modest about Rockaay (well, mostly anyway), and combined with his road rage problem, here is an illustration of his car (names changed to protect the innocent):

Need.... To....... Get..... A ...... Bigger..... GUN!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug always wondered why he was such a balanced chap

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Ha ha ha..... Hold on, are you saying I'm NOT balanced??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When he was a boy in the olden days when that nice Mr Faraday had just discovered/invented electricity and 'The Vickster' as she was known at the time, a name sadly lost in the mists of time, came to the throne Rockaay always wanted to work fixing wires on electricity pylons, so, he learned how to walk on a tightrope.

Imagine his despair when he learned that they simply used a crane!

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug is frequently shocked by earthy comments.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Being a mere Earthling Architect, Archie still believes that the UFO caught on tape 2 pages ago is real!

 

[luckyfox]

Using the old, 'whisky makes me frisky,' line has helped Luckyfox to avoid paying for a drink for the past five years.

(someone's cruising for a bruising!)

MDB has a special beard comb he calls Ernie

 

[stephec]

LF would have laughed heartily had stephec said brandy instead of whisky.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

stephec was fine with the lady's black leather outfit, her stern manner and heavy breathing. It was only when she said "Luke, I am your father" that he got worried.

 

[stephec]

Toshiba Boy should know better than to try and trick people with his cross dressing.

Has he forgotten the trouble it got him into last time?

 

[Archie_tect]

stephec has trouble with Buttons... that's why he's always the Wicked Fairy in the BAD [Bolton Amateur Dramatics] panto.

 

[Speicher]

Archie has trouble with zips.

Ip-a-dee-doo-dah ip-a-dee-ay

 

[Dayvo]

Last night a DJ saved RM's life.

 

[accountantpete]

Last night a BJ saved Dayvo's life.

 

[Dayvo]

Tulips from Amsterdam is ap's favourite song.

Brenda van der Hooven was her name.