Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

If you were to somehow bottle all of Dayvo's farts in any given 24 hour duration, then he'd be able to power a small town for a week!

 

[stephec]

MDB used to bottle his own farts until an embarrassing incident when his wife took some empties back to the shop.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB used to bottle his own farts until an embarrassing incident when his wife took some empties back to the shop.

Stephec remembers that well as he had just lit a fag before opening them!

 

[stephec]

Stephec remembers that well as he had just lit a fag before opening them!

The resulting crater still has visiting Germans apologising for the Luftwaffe's exploits, such is it's magnitude.

 

[accountantpete]

Shocking photo's of stephec have appeared on 4Chan which appear to show him fully clothed.

 

[Dayvo]

AP came here to play Jesus, but Jesus didn't turn up, so AP was awarded a walk-over.

 

[stephec]

Dayvo's impersonation of Jesus is so bad it makes everyone cross, although he thinks he's nailed it.

 

[Dayvo]

RM just likes butter and butter together in his sarnies.

 

[colly]

Dayvo's favourite film is Last Exit to Brooklyn.

If you want to get to know Dayvo just butter him up.

 

[colly]

Rocky passed a man on a motorbike ....................................didn't half scratch.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky has just forgotten

 

[colly]

26 x 25 once went out for a ride on his bicycle..................................That's it, just once.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly read a book ------------ once

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

colly read a book ------------ once

That is one more than TBT, although, he does have the countries largest collection of 'Where's Wally?' books

 

[Archie_tect]

That's how Mrs Mort got lumbered.