Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

26x was the inspiration for 99 Red Balloons.... they just needed more oomph to achieve lift off.

 

[stephec]

Archie has always been jealous of Nena's hairy armpits, so much so that he's taken to soaking his pits in regain.

 

[stephec]

Mort was so desperate to see my nudes that he camped out for the opening of the exhibition for longer than anyone has ever done for the Harrods sale.

 

[Archie_tect]

Stephec can't stand selfish dudes with colds, so if there's any camping out on the cards....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort is planning to canvass the mean streets of Glasgow this week.

Quite whether anyone will appreciate Argyll Street being covered in the material is another matter!

 

[accountantpete]

BBC Scotland plan to show Mad Doug's "swingometer" on election night

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

BBC Scotland plan to show Mad Doug's "swingometer" on election night

This is instead of ACP's which seems to have shrunk dramatically since the first one in 1979 and even since 1997 too!!

In fact, it doesn't even swing at all now, it just pokes out and no more.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky likes a bit of Salmond fishing

 

[Archie_tect]

26x is in favour of devolution... like evolution but with more devas

 

[accountantpete]

In the event of a yes vote Archie has arranged for The Hoff to fly in and start rebuilding Adrian's Wall.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

pete likes to go for a Roman in the gloamin'

 

[stephec]

pete likes to go for a Roman in the gloamin'

Upon being told he had a roman nose 26x25 was waiting for the, 'roaming all over your face,' punchline.

Imagine his disappointment when he was told he had the nose of a centurion, a very old person, not a soldier that is.

 

[KEEF]

stephec has poked his nose where it was not wanted once to many times and now is truly 'roaming all over his face'

 

[PeteXXX]

Mort was going to feed the birds his last crust of bread but he ate it himself slavered in peanut butter. (The crust, that is,not himself!)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Business is slow for PeteXXX, what with him being a farrier in a one horse town.