Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Mort is wishing his Scottish ancestors had sailed to the Bahamas in 1786 as intended instead of staying for another nip..

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky still giggles when he eats Coq au Vin

 

[stephec]

Mort is meticulous when it comes to clearing his internet history, almost as meticulous as me.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky was the puppeteer for Gordon the Gopher, and later progressed to Ed the Duck, before becoming Mr.Blobby for the scenes that Edmonds couldn't be arsed with. He had a few years without work but has found a new role pulling the strings on a "Jeremy Clarkson".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Nobody wants to know where PS puts his hand when operating Emu

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is a "Buddist" - he worships Zola Budd and trips anyone looking remotely like Mary Decker.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky is more of a wham bam thank you mam chef like his hero Jamie "Malarky" Oliver

 

[PaulSecteur]

26x26 has been banned form Gordon Ramseys restaurants due to using language that Ramsey finds "Distressing".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To commemorate his great Uncle who was a toilet attendant and fought in the First World War, TBT has penned a most moving (pun intended) poem. It goes

'BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOOOM BOOOOOM
BOOOOM BOOOOOM
BOOOOM BOOOOOM
Plop!!'


He denies however that he has been watching Blackadder Goes Forth recently.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug writes love poems on toilet paper and flushes them down the loo in the certain expectation that they will find the precise person he is looking for.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete has just moved his account from Edinburgh to TSB's Woodstock Road Branch in Walsall. His £2.76 may tip the balance.

 

[stephec]

When he was a young struggling actor Rocky was forced to play a plumber to make ends meet, this he did on many occasions.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec, ever conscious of keep up to date with celebrity fashion, has just had a make over to look like that guy off the telly...... You know, the one that is always on the news??


..... Anyway, he has just died his hair white and his eyebrows black!

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug once witnessed a mugging outside McDonald's on Sauchiehall Street... When asked what he could remember, he said, "Big yellow 'M' on the door..."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug once witnessed a mugging outside McDonald's on Sauchiehall Street... When asked what he could remember, he said, "Big yellow 'M' on the door..."

With a white face, a huge red nose, stupid red hair and grotesquely large feet...... Archie was the inspiration for Ronald McDonald