Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

We know where Paul likes to shove his Toblerone. "Ribbed for his pleasure".

 

[luckyfox]

TVC has a vast collection of petrified bee's

 

[PaulSecteur]

Luckyfox has petrifying knees!!!

 

[davdandy]

PS has Knock Knees

 

[Archie_tect]

dav's dad came third in the 1972 Christmas Special Opportunity Knocks to a one-legged one man band and a dancing cockatoo.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie runs the North East's premier Mummification business - Mummys я Us

 

[davdandy]

Pete`s a bit of a mummies boy

 

[Archie_tect]

At primary school dav once persuaded his whole class to try a 29 legged race in the playground... the carnage was spectacular when Phillip 'Bogey' Barnes sneezed and caused a riot.

 

[davdandy]

It was a 23 legged race in fact and it wasn't Barnes`y but Snotty Harris who let the team down.

 

[Archie_tect]

Snotty Harris remembers dav-the-chav with affection, especially the day he borrowed his hanky.

 

[accountantpete]

People stopped lending LP's to Archie as he used to wipe his nose on the sleeve.

 

[davdandy]

Pete doesnt even wipe his nose,he just dribbles his snot all over his shirt

 

[stephec]

Dav was his school's bogey modelling champion.

It took three months of picking, rolling, and sticking to come up with a 1/10 scale model of Blackpool tower.

 

[luckyfox]

Stephec wipes his bogeys on the back of his neck... urghhhh

 

[davdandy]

And Luckyfox then picks the bogeys and hangs them on the bedroom wall as ornaments.