Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Andy has a lady's bike with a basket on the front.

The only reason he bought it was so that he would have an excuse to wear his nun's outfit.

 

[Andy_R]

stephc really understands the concept of "post a lie......."

 

[colly]

You have heard of the Birmingham Four. Then there was the Tamworth Two. Now we have Andy-R.....................................the Tobler one

 

[TVC]

Colly was the one who turned off the Oakwood traffic lights.

 

[Dayvo]

RM gets up early every day.

He always makes a mess of his bed at 7.45.

 

[Archie_tect]

I never said a word.... but still I get the blame for Rocky, well, someone has to.

 

[luckyfox]

Archie irons the tea towels and underpants

 

[Dayvo]

luckyfox doesn't wear drawers, just big baggy hessian sack-like undergarments.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo has a big chest but most of his drawers stick.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky keeps his drawers in a nest and sits on them... I think that's what he said.

 

[Archie_tect]

That's enough, where did you find that feather anyway?

 

[accountantpete]

In his days as a Flight Attendant, Archie met the following:

Mother Theresa - swore a lot
Bono - very interesting guy
Lance Armstrong - went to the mens room quite frequently
Rockymountain - drunk throughout the flight.

 

[Archie_tect]

[To be fair to Rocky he landed the plane as well as he usually does].

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's worried his rape alarm is going to pass it's use by date, before he's had to use it.

 

[Dayvo]

TB had to phone the Rape Hotline for advice.