Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo keeps finding yellow flowers and seeds everywhere... he's getting so fed-up he may just have to phone.

 

[Andy_R]

Whilst rocky extols the virtues of being teatotal, it can't be missed that he pours liberal quantities of Courvoisier over his breakfast cereal

 

[PaulSecteur]

"It was like that when I got here..."
"That's the way I was shown to do it..."
"No, I don't think I got that email..."

3 phrases AndyR says daily

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul's favourite, " Well you can try it that way, if you think it'll help."

 

[PaulSecteur]

"It was moving and shouldn't, so I gaffa-taped it"
"It wasn't moving but should, so I squirted WD40 on it"

Both items in archies toolkit got an outing today.

 

[Archie_tect]

[case comes up next Tuesday]

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky's mickle is mucky

 

[PaulSecteur]

Not many people are surprised at AndyRs` third nipple... But the second belly button is confusing.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS only has one ball.

Just as well as that's all you need for footie

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 has a problem with "keepy-uppies", despite practicing for hours a day.

 

[stephec]

PS has never had a problem keeping it up, in fact his wife is thinking of putting something in his tea to calm him down a bit.

 

[Andy_R]

Stephec has a stiff neck. The little blue tablet got stuck on the way down.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky thinks for the good they do, he may as well swallow them.

 

[stephec]

As a teenager Rocky lied about his age so he could join the Tufty Club.

 

[luckyfox]

Rocky always wonderd what could have happened if he did in fact like a lot of chocolate on his biscuit and joined their club.