Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Before Mort delves into his deep freeze he always makes sure he has a nice bottle of chianti ready.

 

[bloodlett]

speaking of Chianti steph is famous for making Chianti his secret is he uses his turbo trainer and a tricycle to crush the grapes

 

[Cheddar George]

Bloodlett is very familiar with the work of Stu "i could crush a grape" Francis.

 

[luckyfox]

George can't tie his shoes

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

LF can't tie her tongue

 

[Archie_tect]

26x he's tried...

 

[luckyfox]

Archie stole my doorstep milk this morning!!

 

[stephec]

LF was widely suspected of being the fridge thief in her student accommodation.

Unfortunately she could never be found in possession of the goods, even minutes after the event.

 

[luckyfox]

Stephec wasn't privy to a college education. He was given 'Education for Dummies' and gloves so he didn't hurt himself whilst reading it upside down.

 

[stephec]

LF always thinks the best of people, like thinking I can read big words.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec's specialist subject is the nomenclature of Cycloalkanes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When Mort last went out on his bike a toddler rode up behind him with his 135 yr old Granny. Mort breathlessly said "pass". He is so polite like that.

 

[stephec]

26x25 is a regular at his local grab a granny night.

 

[luckyfox]

Stephec has been banned for stealing wigs at the local Grab a Granny events.

 

[stephec]

LF was the only person to complain, hence the reason I'm banned.