Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

ACP could not believe his mince pies when he saw the size of the Gap in Rocky's jeans.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's not eating any more mince pies now that her waist has got to 60 again.... [cm].

 

[Speicher]

Archie does not like my new avatar.

 

[stephec]

Mort would love the lifestyle of a panda bear.

He's especially keen on scratching his knackers in front of a fascinated audience.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky insists he can swim 2000m but his pool is only 25m long... [what, you can turn round? I didn't know that.]

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort played the saw in his school orchestra- in the woodwork section- he had many, many strings to his bow.

 

[Speicher]

Mort played the saw in his school orchestra- in the woodwork section- he had many, many strings to his bow.

Archie Rocky has seen what the leader of his band saw!

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort sees every saw blade as a fret.

 

[Andy_R]

RMMort declares his lack of vices, but we all know about the Jammy Dodgers he hides in the bottom drawer

 

[Archie_tect]

Andy is the Secret Santa... he's worth about a fiver on a good day but his rapping is atrocious.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay's family motto is:

People who masturbate as little as 2 times a week have been found to live at least 2 years longer. You may be jealous, but I am going to be immortal!!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Talking of missing - Rocky has missed the target in the little boys' room again

 

[stephec]

When 26 writes his name in the snow he's somehow able to dot the I's and cross the t's perfectly, but who's handwriting is it?

 

[Speicher]

@Mad Doug Biker

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wol hates Mad Dougs on Bikes