Post a lie about the poster above.

[Edwardoka]

PaulSecteur can correctly guess the countdown conundrum IN COLA CAN without using an anagram solver website

 

[Speicher]

Edwardoka spent last night on the tiles.

You should have seen the indentations on his face from falling asleep on the Scrabble Board.

 

[Cheddar George]

Speicher has pneumonia, which she is pleased about as she can get rid of all those vowels in her hand and get it on a double word score. .

 

[stephec]

Cheddar was delighted to get a double figure score at Scrabble after forty years of trying.

No one had the heart to tell him it was the junior version they were playing.

 

[roadrash]

stephec plays scrabble using alphabeti spagheti

 

[robsa]

Road rash had two left feet and dreads going on holiday because he has great difficulty getting flip flips for the beach

 

[Archie_tect]

robsa has been stealing two left flip-flops from display racks for years... one day they'll match.

 

[Cheddar George]

Robsa is related to Phillip Fillop the inventor of casual beach footwear.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Just like a cat always lands on its feet, george always lands on a cat.

 

[stephec]

Rocky used to be a cat burglar, until he was cured of his Whiskas addiction.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec has to wear a flea collar.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort's still asking whether you can do the Fandango.

He looks a right old queen with his castanets.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's the front man for a Queen Tribute act, where his known as Freddie Hg.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh is such a big Freddie Mercury fan that he has brought his Christmas dinner forward so he doesn't miss Queen's Christmas message at 3 o'clock.

 

[Archie_tect]

George likes a nice bit of melted extra-mature cheddar drizzled over his turkey dinner.