Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Tosh has been attempting to get to the milk in Mort's coconuts for years

26 would never try that as he doesn't want to end up with a hair down the back of his throat.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26 would never try that as he doesn't want to end up with a hair down the back of his throat.

stephec is not known as The Bolton perv

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh is hoping for a new set of coconut shells for Christmas, he wore his last pair out, trotting up and down the road outside his house pretending to be a small horse.

 

[Cheddar George]

Cow calving during a thunderstorm ........ Rocky's your man.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ched bless him, running round in circles all excited...

"2 sleeps left, 2 sleeps left!!!"

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul hasn't slept for three days....

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Paul hasn't slept for three days....

Archie designed the bedroom

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 has to sing lullabies to himself for 6 hours before he can get off to sleep.

Somehow, he has got lullabies and hardcore rave mixed up and no one has told him.

 

[Andy_R]

PS is tearing off his tights with his teeth cos he can't get no sleep

 

[PaulSecteur]

AndyR is sooo faithless.

 

[Archie_tect]

If Paul was any more reckless he'd be an MP.

 

[Cheddar George]

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Rocky nibbling at your toes .........


.... pervert.

 

[Archie_tect]

Cheddar is very mature and sometimes leans to port.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has just been let off cleaning the fireplace and can go down the pub - he's calling it The Grate Escape.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has just been let off cleaning the fireplace and can go down the pub - he's calling it The Grate Escape.

AP's mislaid his poker again.