Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

In the new years eve excitement, Joshua overdid the auld lang syne and sprained his shoulders.

First day of the year and he has spent it cross armed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS on the mountain still hunting his New Year's Haggis.

 

[accountantpete]

2015 is the combination lock number on Mort's pencil case.

 

[stephec]

AP isn't allowed pencils, only crayons.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec went to a fancy dress party with a pencil up each nostril. "I'm a pencil case" he declared.

(many thanks to Blackadder script writers)

 

[Andy_R]

26x25 thought long and hard about how to demonstrate the "tip of the iceberg" joke at his last fancy dress party. The nurses at A&E were astounded, but very amused, and still talk about it.

 

[stephec]

Andy's usual party trick of mimicking an elephant using his trouser pockets turned inside out backfired when his mother in law put her glasses on and asked, "but where's the trunk?"

 

[Speicher]

Stephec decided that he would like to install a new bathroom suite in his house. The rest of the family did not agree, and they pooh-poohed the idea.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has a new bathroom suit.... it's pink but looks like it needs a good ironing.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie's shirt has no sense of humour. It too is wrinkled as it doesn't do irony

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

After the Xmas excess Rocky has a size 12 body in a size 10 skin. Please don't make him laugh

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky was reprimanded recently by the health and safety officer for running during a fire drill...

H&S "In the event of a fire you should calmly, but briskly, make your way to the nearest fire exit"
Rocky "Is that so? Then how come that in every sign for an emergency exit the little dude is clearly legging it full pace!"

 

[Andy_R]

This sign always puts PS in his place

 

[Speicher]

Andy's reply would be "Keep Left? Bollards!"

 

[stephec]

Speicher's favourite sign is - men keep left, as women are always right.