Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Paul likes the long winter nights, plenty more time for knocking on doors and running away.

 

[roadrash]

mort carries an organ donor card , he has a bontempi he no longer wants

 

[davdandy]

RR plays on his organ while riding on the bus.

 

[stephec]

Whilst playing his organ to the assembled audience dav invited people to join him for a tinkle.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Taylor Swift wrote 'Trouble' about Stephec.

 

[davdandy]

The Goose is actually a big chicken from Wiggin.

 

[Speicher]

DavDandy is now a professional tosser.




He will be in charge of the pancakes at Les Quatre Poissons in Henley-by-Cholmondelly on Shrove Tuesday.

 

[Turbo Rider]

Mort likes to roll pancakes up and wear them like moustaches whilst parading around the homeless, so he can get a deep sense of satisfaction as they fight for the drips of lemon juice which fall out of the ends.

 

[Speicher]

Mort found out that his German friend did not know how to make a Spanish omelette. So he taught Elyas how to make them.

Tortillas?

 

[Turbo Rider]

Speicher likes to force all the other tramps out of the queue while he waits for the drippings from Morts omelette and / or pancake moustaches.

 

[TVC]

Turbo knows a lady when he sees one.

 

[PaulSecteur]

...Unfortunatly the same cant be said of TVC, resulting in "the Bangkok incident" that no one is allowed to speak about.

 

[TVC]

Paul is fully aware which city I will be in just six weeks from today.

 

[TVC]

Rocky holidays in Skegvegas every summer just so he can meet the Donny lasses.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC holidays in Brigadoon every summer...he keeps on wondering why his mates from CC look really really old every year...