Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Andy only ever holidays in places that are within walking distance of his local chippy.

 

[Turbo Rider]

Paul won't holiday anywhere without a secret stash of Birdseye Potato Waffles to hand, after his not so delightful waffle and fish surprise on his last visit to Belgium brought about a near lethal concoction of main meal and pudding.

 

[Archie_tect]

TR pickles his own onions... to a recipe handed down in a secret ceremony known only to him and his 4th cousin twice removed.

 

[outofbreath65]

Archie has imprisoned this cat for checking the pressure in his tyres with its claws.

 

[Mireystock]

Outofbreath65 played the theremin on Queen and David Bowie's 'Under Pressure' hit of the early 80's. Unfortunately though, his bits were cut from the song after he took the mickey out of Brian May's hair, constantly through the recording stint.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's perfected the world's first vertical take-off fog-horn.

 

[Mireystock]

Archie_tect pretends to have a unicorns horn by sticking a banana to his forehead with Plasticene.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mirey like to stand on bridges over the motorway "mooning" the cars below.

 

[ThinAir]

PaulSecteur crashed his car looking for the man in the "moon"....

 

[stephec]

ThinAir still can't understand why he can't book a trip to Button Moon with Thomas Cook.

 

[TVC]

Strphec still hasn't got the hang of buttons. Velcro remains a challenge too.

 

[ThinAir]

The Velvet Curtain invented the hook and eye system.

 

[TVC]

TbinAir could have someone's eye out with that.

 

[ThinAir]

TVC nearly took my hook 'n' eye out!

 

[PaulSecteur]

Thin air is still chewing on a cola flavoured hubba-bubba that he first started in 1984.