Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

Rockymountain has never been happier than the time when he discovered the magical stretching capabilities of the elasticated waistband trouser.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mark has just busted his elasticated waistband again.

 

[Speicher]

When Tbt cooks breakfast, he sometimes makes a hash of it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher's first thought on Mark's breakfast was - "Wot - no black pudding!"

 

[IDMark2]

26x25 has never 'made the calculation'

 

[Oldbloke]

Idmark2 bought a vampire home kit today

 

[Archie_tect]

old bloke's been using Google's auto-translate again...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's fond of telling all and sundry that "I'm the urban spaceman....baby"

 

[Oldbloke]

RM threw a snowball at my cat last night

 

[davdandy]

Last night Oldbloke through that cat in a wheelie bin.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

dav loves to take his wheelie bin to the top of the hill, jump in and whiz back down. Unfortunately one day the collectors mistook him for some trash.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky still wears his Euro-Disney Goofy outfit every Easter.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

...whilst Mort was so very worried, being at the front end of the same cow.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh lost that eye when he attempted to milk a cow with his cold hands.

 

[Andy_R]

26x25s local farmers still talk about the day he tried to milk a bull. Good job he had warm hands, that's all I can say.