Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

Andy_R is fed up of explaining to people he's not a pirate called Andy, he's just Andy. Arrrr.

 

[accountantpete]

IDMark2's first names are Stephen Keith.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Accountantpetes middle names are "Luke, Han, Chewy, CP30, R2D2, Maul, Darth Deathstar, Wd40 and Duct-tape."

The last 2 are the only tools in his toolbox

 

[IDMark2]

PaulSecteur is annoyed that the Americans have announced they're going to spell words proper again...starting with replacing z's that should be an s.

 

[Speicher]

IDMark2 thinks that an adverb is only used in commercials on the television.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher thinks that an osteopath is a walkway made with bones

 

[stephec]

26 still plays with his nurses outfit he got for his seventh birthday.

 

[TVC]

Stephec got his nurses outfit more recently.

 

[stephec]

Eye bleach required.

TVC always forgets to clear his browser history.

 

[TVC]

Always the perfect son, Stephec is taking his mum to the cinema as a treat. She's really looking forward to seeing 50 Shades of Grey.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC has a job at Lever Bro at Warrington putting the blue bits into the washing powder.

 

[IDMark2]

Rockymountain has been released from custody now after his alleged victim suddenly reappeared at 02.42 this morning.

 

[Archie_tect]

IDMark2 hadn't mentioned that it was his twin IDMark1 who was missing so Rocky was put back into the custard at 02.43

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has started training for an Ironman competition.





He is up to speed with handkerchieves, but shirts are proving tricky, and he has yet to start on the sheets. He says it is nothing to get steamed up about, and he will make sure his training session in creases

 

[Archie_tect]

Speeches has a flat...