Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

The last time Mort saw a Blue Smartie, she was trying [unsuccessfuly] to open the door into the Conservative Party HQ.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay thinks there is something not quite right about them, but he can't put his finger on it

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort Rockaay keeps writing to Nigel Farage telling him he would look rather fetching with a stupid haircut and pencil moustache

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB has an alternative for the location of Farage's pencil.

 

[Edwardoka]

Archie thinks that the conservative party is a group of people who drink wine in a gazebo while listening to Ed Sheeran

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ed thinks that Labour is for pregnant woman

 

[TVC]

Doug would vote for any party with Nichola Sturgeon in it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC would vote for any Sturgeon with caviar in it. His eggy bread is very expensive

 

[Edwardoka]

26x25 thinks that Beluga is a Colombian football team

 

[TVC]

Ed thinks that Celtic is a football team.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ed thinks that Celtic is a football team.

Rangers are SO desperate to BE a football team that they are seriously considering appointing TVC as it's new manager

TVC was adamant though, no meeting in London Hotels

 

[colly]

'Eee by goom lass! I've nowt seen ' cow like 'at before! If it were down t' me I'd say 't was ' dog!!'

Mad Doug's Pakistani accent is terrific

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's Pakistani accent is terrific

Colly's English is coming on well these days

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is worried about his weakend.

He was also very disappointed when he found out what tossing pancakes was all about.

 

[Edwardoka]

There once was a colly from Leeds /
Who swallowed a packet of seeds /
And out of his arse /
Grew a big clump of grass /
And his colly was covered in weeds