Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is really lacking in imagination.

Not a compliment Rockaay!!

 

[IDMark2]

MDB apparently doesn't know the rules of 'Post a Lie about the poster above' and is still talking to himself.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky knows that there is nothing wrong with talking to himself.

Rockaay also knows there is nothing wrong with repeating himself.

Anyway, He is currently sat at home talking to his friend, the Rabbit that only he can see

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

They are talking about developing a dancing routine to the tune of Thomas The Tank

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug never posts in the wrong thread.......time for another beer.

Rockaay tasted beer once, and thought it was, and I quote 'Bleugghh!!', so he hasn't drank any since that day!!

 

[IDMark2]

There's no beer on Craggy Island due to the exclusion zone so MDB's just jealous of me and Rocky.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There's no beer on Craggy Island due to the exclusion zone so MDB's just jealous of me and Rocky.

IDM2 knows that although there is no beer, and Father Jack has hogged all the rest of the drink, there is still 'Craggy Island Hooch', a most foul concoction that often has a bit too much turpentine and antifreeze in it, can cause temporary blindness and knock out a horse at 50 yards and you need to keep the glass moving so that the fumes don't burn a hole in the ceiling, but, it is the best we have!

 

[Archie_tect]

In a parallel universe not far from here, there's another MDB, on a doppler CycleChat website, contemplating the differences between an African and European swallow...the main one being the number of heads.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACT knows exactly why the pot of petunias appeared in Hitch Hikers, and why it thought 'Oh no, not again'

 

[TVC]

Doug has spent a year dead for tax reasons.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC has been dead for years, which explains a lot about his posts on here!

 

[stephec]

Rocky always goes back for seconds, he's put fifteen restaurants out of business because of their all you can eat buffet nights.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec has never seen The Simpsons

 

[TVC]

Doug was really chuffed when people started to say he looked like Bart Simpson. The doctor however insisted it wasn't right to be that yellow.

 

[accountantpete]

Gordon Ramsay ran out of swear words when Rocky worked in his kitchen.