Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

MDB is in awe of Donald Trumps wig.

The wig itself isnt that expensive, its making it hover half an inch above the skull that costs the money.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If Paul sings, he can reach such a frequency that it will hover at least one FOOT above his head!

Trouble is, last time he sang, he caused several thousand pounds worth of improvements damage to Walsall

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDBs word of the day is "munch".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul's word of the day is 'Moist'

 

[Turbo Rider]

MDB has moist pants after watching Paul munch.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Turbo Rider, bouncer at his local trampoline shop.

 

[Speicher]

Tosh has been practicing his triple zummer salt with half twist.

After three packets of very salty crisps he is thirsty. Next time he will not add all the contents of the little blue packet of salt.

 

[accountantpete]

After an extended stay in the tanning salon Speicher is a veritable Golden Wonder.

 

[Turbo Rider]

Pete buys 100 oranges per day and spends the time he has, when he's not balancing the books, peeling them and smashing them like grapes in his in-office bathtub. He then soaks in it, while the rest of us sleep in beds, to complete his all over tan, which he needs to attend the auditions for this years series of The Only Way Is Essex..

 

[roadrash]

while in a french supermarket , turbo rider bought the only can of fizzy orange he could find, his claim to fame is having the last tango in paris

 

[accountantpete]

roadrash wants a pair of John Inverdale's glasses.

 

[IDMark2]

ACP needs to be careful with his name too... he sometimes accidentally says peter at the end instead.

 

[PaulSecteur]

IDM2 - the only person that has watched a "safestyle uk" double glazing advert and thought...


"Those seem like proffesionals. I'll get them i to fit my new windows".

 

[Turbo Rider]

Paul Secteur once had windscreen wipers fitted to the front of his bike and instantly regretted not having used Safestyle UK when they offered to fit a windscreen for him. he still doesn't have a windscreen but the wipers keeps the flies from his eyes, which is lovely.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It isn't 'Safe Style' TR wants