Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

On his last visit home SC noticed someone had switched the light off.... that's better he thought. Nobody eclipses Ste.

If you have never met ACT before, it is best to meet him in the dark, as otherwise his face might scare you!

 

[Turbo Rider]

MDB met ACT in the dark once...he was still scared, but he liked it and now they both hide in the dark together, waiting for new people to entice.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TR would love to do the same, but he's so thin that he keeps stepping on and falling through drains and so on in the dark, so we tend to leave him to give people frights by jumping out of Newspapers and running off instead.

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB is SaladPhobic.....



don't laugh....


it's a recognised illness
(round his way).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste joined the Green Party as he thought that it was a healthy eating movement, a bit like Jamie Oliver off the telly with the School Dinner thing or that irritating speccy twat (no, not Bono) with his fish.

Imagine his shock and horror when he realised it was a different ..... 'Movement'..... Altogether!

 

[stephec]

MDB has been on a garden pea diet in a futile attempt to be part of the green movement.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has been on a garden pea diet in a futile attempt to be part of the green movement.

Stephec actually lives in Turnham Green

 

[Speicher]

Stephec lives in a garden pea and is reading this on his ipod.

 

[stephec]

Rocky has exhausted his funny lie repertoire, 356 pages ago.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has exhausted his funny lie repertoire, 356 pages ago.

Stephec knows I never DID have a funny lie repertoire in the first place!

I have spent the last 357 pages trying to find it, but, I admit that it is like a fart in a wind tunnel - Faint at the best of times!

 

[stephec]

Faint, a word often used after one of MDB's farts.

If they can get enough oxygen to speak that is.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug spent yesterday demonstrating his propensity for flatulence in a wind tunnel. Finally it got to him and he fainted.



edit: sorry I'm not changing it

Rockaay has a rather obscure claim to fame. You see, when he lived near to Filton in the '60s, his vet dentist recommended him to the team designing Concorde.

Turns out his teeth are the basis for the front air intakes of the engines, the ones that have to slow air by several hundred mph in the space of a few feet.

His Mum was ever so proud of him!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Furthermore, when Rockaay is on his bike, the air friction causes him to elongate by several feet.

He had to have a bike specially made for him

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

*Day 79 and still no reply*

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB is still convinced that...
The Communards are a Soviet Political Party....