Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
If you have never met ACT before, it is best to meet him in the dark, as otherwise his face might scare you!
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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If you have never met ACT before, it is best to meet him in the dark, as otherwise his face might scare you!
Turbo Rider
Just can't reMember
- Location
- A compounded speck of dust
MDB met ACT in the dark once...he was still scared, but he liked it and now they both hide in the dark together, waiting for new people to entice.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TR would love to do the same, but he's so thin that he keeps stepping on and falling through drains and so on in the dark, so we tend to leave him to give people frights by jumping out of Newspapers and running off instead.
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
MDB is SaladPhobic.....
don't laugh....
it's a recognised illness
(round his way).
don't laugh....
it's a recognised illness
(round his way).
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ste joined the Green Party as he thought that it was a healthy eating movement, a bit like Jamie Oliver off the telly with the School Dinner thing or that irritating speccy twat (no, not Bono) with his fish.
Imagine his shock and horror when he realised it was a different ..... 'Movement'..... Altogether!
Imagine his shock and horror when he realised it was a different ..... 'Movement'..... Altogether!
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Stephec actually lives in Turnham Green
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Stephec lives in a garden pea and is reading this on his ipod.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Stephec knows I never DID have a funny lie repertoire in the first place!
I have spent the last 357 pages trying to find it, but, I admit that it is like a fart in a wind tunnel - Faint at the best of times!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Mad Doug spent yesterday demonstrating his propensity for flatulence in a wind tunnel. Finally it got to him and he fainted.
edit: sorry I'm not changing it
Rockaay has a rather obscure claim to fame. You see, when he lived near to Filton in the '60s, his
Turns out his teeth are the basis for the front air intakes of the engines, the ones that have to slow air by several hundred mph in the space of a few feet.
His Mum was ever so proud of him!!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Furthermore, when Rockaay is on his bike, the air friction causes him to elongate by several feet.
He had to have a bike specially made for him
He had to have a bike specially made for him
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
*Day 79 and still no reply*
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
MDB is still convinced that...
The Communards are a Soviet Political Party....
The Communards are a Soviet Political Party....
