Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste is still puzzled how Franz Ferdinand could have been shot and started the WW1 when they were a group 90+ years later.

He suspects time travel

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug travels back in time to sell carpets to stone age dwellers - he's a Time Cyril Lord

 

[SteCenturion]

ACP is still convinced that...

General Information was the Commander in Chief of the British Army....

& that he led a fierce, sustained & bloody battle against the insurgents in the Great Line Dancing War of the mid 80's...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste has been caught sniffing the floor cleaner again







































........ She has had enough and is about to file a complaint for sexual harassment.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is cursing his luck - having been on a long waiting list for Top Gear he was due to be one of the audience next week.

He originally put his name down so long ago one of the features was Star In A Reasonably-Priced Chariot.

 

[SteCenturion]

It is a little known fact that ACP has long been the stunt double for...


James May's hair.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It is a little known fact that ACP has long been the stunt double for...


James May's hair.

Ste has been jealous for years, as he got the fairly unenviable job of being the stunt double for Jeremy Clarkson's jeans.

And now to add insult to injury, after being spooned by Jeremy for years, he's out of a job!!

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB on the other hand, has always looked up to Richard Hammond....


Quite literally.

 

[Turbo Rider]

SteCenturion has been helping MDB to console himself with missing out on Top Gear by helping him sharpen up on his dance moves, in preparation for the interview to replace Zayn from One Direction...trouble is, seeing how awful MDB is at it, Ste is now fixing on screwing him over and getting the job instead of him. It's a mean business, that showbusiness.

 

[SteCenturion]

TR has gone out to a "fancy dress" party tonight dressed as Huggy Bear..



Jeez his friends are cruel....



Don't know why MDB is laughing, he has gone as Guido the Killer Pimp...


Both conned again.

 

[stephec]

Rocky has so many people on his ignore list that most threads are just empty pages to him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste never ignores me.


Who said that?

Ste doesn't know that Rockaay went as the Invisible Man because..... Well, he's invisible so can't see him!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug doesn't know this but I'm sitting on his knee.

Ohhh Rockaay, it's YOU is it!!??


Ohhhh! *Laughs* stop it..... Actually, no, don't!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@stephec is jealous as he has now been ignored.

You can sit on my knee next if you want!!

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky shakes nervously when sitting on Doug - he's a bit of a knee trembler.