Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB is no stranger to rolling his trousers up, wearing a string vest and putting a knotted handkerchief on his head while paddling.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT's avatar is a picture of his drinks cabinet overflowing again, and some poor sod on a bike who has been caught out, clinging to a telephone wire for dear life!!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB's Avatar is a picture of what's going on under that knotted handerchief

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 is the only person on the planet that stirs their tea with a figure of 8 motion of the teaspoon.

 

[Archie_tect]

PS has the universe's only mobius strip toilet roll dispenser.

 

[PaulSecteur]

After a booze session, archie get some veet and now has a "landing strip."

 

[Speicher]

Every night, much to the consternation of his neighbours, Paul strips on his landing with the lights on and the curtains open.

 

[TVC]

Paul wants to be let loose on Nichola Sturgeon with a bottle of Veet.

Speicher vows to do everything in her power to prevent this.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Hi TVC, I took a phone call for you while you werent here. It was Dave from
the money supermarket advert... he wants his demin shorts back.

 

[Turbo Rider]

Paul has been confused about the correct term used to describe that sturdy cotton warp-faced twill textile, in which the weft passes under two or more warp threads, ever since he went to the shop for his first pair of jeans, back in the 70's.
"Do you have any denim?"" asked Paul
"What, demin the back of the shop, over there?" asked the sales assistant
"Ah yes, demin, that's what I meant" said Paul.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TR never tells a crap joke (which I still liked).

 

[Turbo Rider]

MDB once walked in to the lounge while his dad was reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" he asked.
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?" said his dad
"Yes," answered MDB
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the loo, and that is poo."
MDB waited a few seconds before asking "And tigger?"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TR once flew to South Africa so he could see Winnie doing a Poo.


Unfortunately it turned out to be Winnie Mandella, and he was arrested soon after.

 

[PaulSecteur]

A horse walks into a bar.

"Why the long face"? Asks Mdb.

"Elongated nasal cavities". Replies the horse, in a matter of fact way.

Lesson: mdb now knows horses dont do sarcasm.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

55 mins ago, Paul wrote the previous lie. He is wondering

'Why the long pause?'