Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

If you want the time, ask Mad Doug... he's got loads of it.

If Archie ever asks if you can 'fetch his pocketwatch', turn the offer down!

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky has the time, but not the inclination.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is the Architectural correspondent for The Dandy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is like a watch that is broken.........his hands rarely move and he's right twice a day.

Rockaay's family motto is

Once a knight, always a knight
Twice a night and that's alright!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is the Architectural correspondent for The Dandy.

ACP still doesn't know what Grant is in the magazine title, Granta.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When MDB sees a jehovah witness in the street he cant help himself but to push a sausage so it is poking halfway through the letterbox, then snigger for the next 5 minutes like a schoolgirl.

Its a waste of time though... they gave up on him decades ago...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS has been known to take a bite out of that sausage

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT has so many girlfriends that he can never remember who his all time favourite was, Sal or Amy

 

[PaulSecteur]

10 things you didn't know about MDB.

1-He has been banned from all Abba tribute gigs.
2-He pronounces gravity as "grabbity"
3-He cant ride a bike.
4-He likes to go to Dover and wave his bare arse at the French, they can see it too.
5-McDonanld strawberry milkshake does odd things to him.
6-He is useless at doing fractions. Half of him thinks its down to being lazy, the remaining 2 thirds thinks he just don't have the aptitude.
7-He is the "Happy, talkative stranger" that always finds you on the bus.
9-He has watched Oceans 11 and almost infinite amount of times and still has no clue whats going on.
10-He dint notice number 8 was missing, but when he reads this he will think its slipped of the screen and is under his laptop.

 

[busman]

PS has so much time on his hands that he has to make up awful lies about MDB............

 

[Archie_tect]

busman has the bear necessities, but just the simple ones.

 

[LinchPin]

Archie really does sh,t in the woods. As it saves on his water meter, he's saving up to vote conservative next time.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AndyR's latest invention is an alarm clock for Cats.

So far, he has sold 0 examples of the Kittiwake

Oh!! One sold to Rockaay!! £149.99, Bargain!!

All he needs now is a cat....

10 things you didn't know about MDB.

1-He has been banned from all Abba tribute gigs.
2-He pronounces gravity as "grabbity"
3-He cant ride a bike.
4-He likes to go to Dover and wave his bare arse at the French, they can see it too.
5-McDonanld strawberry milkshake does odd things to him.
6-He is useless at doing fractions. Half of him thinks its down to being lazy, the remaining 2 thirds thinks he just don't have the aptitude.
7-He is the "Happy, talkative stranger" that always finds you on the bus.
9-He has watched Oceans 11 and almost infinite amount of times and still has no clue whats going on.
10-He dint notice number 8 was missing, but when he reads this he will think its slipped of the screen and is under his laptop.

Paul is a script writer for plays on Radio 4 Extra and as such shouldn't be encouraged in the slightest.

Archie really does sh,t in the woods. As it saves on his water meter, he's saving up to vote conservative next time.

The Pope has a restraining order against LP after his exhaustive and often invasive campaign to find out if old Francis really IS a Catholic!

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's good at sums. some say... or summat like that any road.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's decided to lower his yardarm slightly, rum anyone?