Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

LP is not optimistic about this year's summer it seems

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TBT holds the record for the most rejections on Tinder.

Lordy - I've learnt something on CC

 

[stephec]

26 likes to pull the wool over peoples eyes.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's hanging his washing on the Siegfried Line.

 

[SteCenturion]

AP has a warrant out on him for Grand Theft Laundry...

He steals from lines to fund the odd line.

 

[User16625]

SteCenturion enjoys mountain biking through Daedalus, a crater that was dredged out by prolonged flatulence.

 

[Archie_tect]

RLTS knows a thing or two about the power of flatulence... he didn't actually mean to beat the previous land speed record for a jet bike.

 

[stephec]

Archie's not called balloon trousers for nothing.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockyis well aware stephec's not wearing any shoes..... at that speed on a jet bike I'd be somewhat 'loose' too.

 

[SteCenturion]

Archies avatar depicts a caged animal,

which according to the ladies down the WVI club is very apt, as they often talk about Hampster_tect.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Im not saying Ste is tight, but he can only go on the internet when his PC is powered up by his pet hamster deciding to go for a run on its little wheel.

 

[stephec]

PS has his Sunday best underpants lined with gerbil fur.

 

[PaulSecteur]

NEWS ALERT!!!

Ste has just invented a new sandwich filling, its called "Brayonnais".

He inists its new, and not just Branston pickle mixed with mayonnaise.

 

[SteCenturion]

Talking of food, PS home town has just opened it's very first Maccie D's, excitement is at fever pitch in Middle Wallop....







Upper & Lower Wallop are said to be seething with jealousy.

 

[accountantpete]

Unusually ste omitted to mention the Nether regions.