Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Steph will not buy a single thing unless someone orange tell him "its as cheap as chips".

Not even a bag of chips.

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul works for the Potato Marketing Board.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Arch was the inspiration, and design model for Mr. Potato Head.

 

[busman]

PaulSecteur was the voice for Mr Potatoe Head in the film Toy Story

 

[accountantpete]

busman's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.

 

[luckyfox]

Pete often steals from the collections plate in church, he says he's getting change for the bus but we know...You heard me, we know!!

 

[stephec]

LF leaves the collection plate alone and heads straight for the dregs of communion wine.

For medicinal purposes only though.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec's hoping that today's English lesson on Spoonerisms will finally explain how Uri does it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete knows that "A rolling stone gathers no moths".

Edit - yes I know that's not a Spoonerism - it's the other sort

 

[davdandy]

Dont listen to Mort,always telling lies,lies and more lies.he even told me he loved me last night but i have my doubts.

 

[accountantpete]

dav's Cyclechat related dreams are getting ever more disturbing.

 

[luckyfox]

Pete's dreams are worse involving certain CC members walking the plank...

 

[davdandy]

That isnt Luckyfox in the profile pic,he is a bloke called Brian and is a maggot breeder with flatulance.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

At davdandy's chip shop there's a guy who swears he's Elvis.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Just like the king, Tosh has scales built into his toilet seat.

He wont get off until he has dropped a kilo, claiming otherwise "It just aint worth the bother".