Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Paul was in the band Peter, Paul and Mary.





He was Mary.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP still, to this day, with some considerable pride, wears his Blue Peter badge

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS was so poor he could only watch Black and White Peter.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 was soooo poor he had to use felt tips to colour his feet black so people thought he was wearing shoes. Then use tippex to do the swoosh, he didn't want people to think he had no-brand feet.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS still believes his Gola plimsoles are bang on trend.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste doesn't realise that even just knowing the phrase "Bang on trend" instantly gives him away as a TOWIE fan.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul used to tippex out the L of his Gola shoulderbag in an effort to convince his mates he had been somewhere exotic for his holidays instead of Skeggie.

 

[MiK1138]

Pete orchestrated the London Tube strike in order to see if Strava Flybys collapses under the weight of Londoners cycling to work today

 

[PaulSecteur]

MiK so fast uphill he has asked strava to make him an "Emperor of the Mountain"

 

[IDMark2]

PS is going downhill so fast because his botox injections are well overdue

 

[accountantpete]

IDM gets his Botox and Radox mixed up hence the foamy forehead.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP cant get no...satisfaction.

Sorry, my mistake, he cant get no sanatogen 50+ for his aching bones. Boots have sold out.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rockaaay like to live dangerously. There isn't a day where he doesn't put his arse on the line.

Or his neck on the block,
Or his knee on some cheese,
Or an elbow on a hedgehog.

 

[stephec]

Rockaaay like to live dangerously. There isn't a day where he doesn't put his arse on the line.

Or his neck on the block,
Or his knee on some cheese,
Or an elbow on a hedgehog.

P'S speaks with authority when he eats a bag of hedgehog flavour crisps and says, "these taste nothing like hedgehog."

 

[TVC]

Stephec wanders the streets of Bolton, pointing at random women and shouting "That's not Enya"