Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

26x25, not just his name but also his waist and inside leg measurement. Handy for gaining entry to houses via their catflaps.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mark got his head stuck in a catflap once. He was kept alive by being fed Whiskas.

 

[IDMark2]

26 gave up burglary as a career, he got caught nine out of ten times.

 

[Speicher]

After being subjected to high doses of radiation, Mark's cat now has 18 half lives.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mr Schrodinger bought Speicher a cat as a Christmas present in 1979 ...... she still hasn't opened the box.

 

[stephec]

CG has stroked Mrs Slocombe's pussy.

 

[SteCenturion]

Cheddar's appearance on Deal or No Deal was a real ordeal...

His childhood fear of Jack in a Box resurfaced & flustered he asked to phone a friend.

 

[SteCenturion]

@stephec only got into the James Bond films as they promised to feature Pussy Galore.

 

[accountantpete]

The Thunderbirds countdown (5-4-3-2-1) was actually a recording of Gerry Anderson watching Ste necking a pints of Bitter in the local Working Man's club.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt5QEynwjKg

 

[stephec]

AP has only just found out that The Clangers isn't a documentary.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph was the soup dragon until he fell into the vat

 

[colly]

26 x 25 likes to get his drag on.

 

[Dayvo]

colly prefers to have a tug.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Dayvo has started to push people off their bikes. Its not because hes a nasty bully or anything like that, its just that he wants to improve his scab collection - and nothing is better than a 15mph knee or elbow to tarmac incident to cultivate scabs.

However, going round a few days after the incident to collect them has proved challenging.

 

[IDMark2]

PS likes people to be brief.