Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

"I was was walking through the vegetable patch when I slipped and fell," said AP, "and I landed on top of it."

Unfortunately he had no answer to the doctor's question, "so how did it end up washed and peeled?"

 

[colly]

Stephec has bought a new car, a top of the range Ford Faeces.

 

[stephec]

When Colly first read about electric cars his reaction was, "what a stupid idea, my extension lead is only 10m long, what's the point in driving to the garden gate and back?"

 

[PaulSecteur]

colly steph loves home cooking. tonight he made himself a dingle berry pie.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After years of exhaustive and often frustrating work for those teaching him, Paul has finally mastered making Super Noodles, and is now thinking about ousting @Patrick Stevens as the forum's foodie.

 

[PaulSecteur]

rocky can hear what ducks are thinking.

ducks think some very dark things.

 

[stephec]

PS is quackers.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph's real name is Donald.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT's real Dad is, actually, called Darth Vader


..... Rockaay's too

 

[PaulSecteur]

rocky get travel sick on his stannah stairlift.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul starred in a little known Steven Segal movie The Zimmer Man

 

[PaulSecteur]

accountantpete is on a one man crusade to make financial responsibility sexy... one tax return at a time.

 

[TVC]

I'm not saying Paul is financially prudent, but he is always keen to leave a deposit.

 

[Speicher]

TVC likes to fold up a ten pound note and press it, so that he can see it increases.

 

[IDMark2]

Speicher is inflating nicely.