Post a lie about the poster above.

[roadrash]

IDMARK2 didnt much care for posh , he thought scary spice was his ideal fantasy

 

[IDMark2]

roadrash went through all the Spice Girls.
Posh was too expensive, Scary was too hot, Sporty much too energetic, he always had a subtle tinge for Ginger but eventually got arrested when he dabbled with Baby.

 

[stephec]

As Mark set off for the Spice Girls concert he boasted that he was going to find out how much of a goer each of them were.

On his return he sighed, "yep, they can all run faster than me."

 

[IDMark2]

stephec tried to join them but apparently they had no need for Old Spice

 

[roadrash]

IDMARK2 has a black belt in hai karate

 

[Speicher]

Road rash also has a black belt.


It is somewhere at the back of his wardrobe.

 

[IDMark2]

Don't start Speicher on the back of wardrobes, she's got a tenuous hold on reality as it is...

 

[PaulSecteur]

Dont start IDMark on the back of wardrobes... he has got Narnia in his.

 

[IDMark2]

Hear that, it's the sound of another subtle knife being thrown and just missing PS...

 

[stephec]

Mark used to be the glamorous assistant to a circus knife thrower, any excuse to wear his sequined bikini.

 

[TVC]

Stephec has the photos which he thumbs through late at night.

 

[stephec]

TVC's boxing gloves were an attempt to stop him thumbing through certain types of photos after bedtime.

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec got poking Porky Pig's head trending.

 

[IDMark2]

SteCenturion's whole life is lived approximately one week behind everyone else.
He calls it 'Tomorrow I'll Catch Up'

 

[tiswas-steve]

'Size of dinner plates they were, and Curley Wurleys, a good three feet long they were eebyegum!!'

Tiswas wrote his thesis on the shrinking of these and other sweets and biscuits when he was at Scumbag College Cambridge.

" Hoorah,hoorah, we're going to smash the oiks !! "