Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

colly is one of those people that cant make a cup of tea without leaving the area splashed with milk, covered in sugar and a soggy, unsqueezed teabag left there for good measure.

 

[accountantpete]

colly is one of those people that cant make a cup of tea without leaving the area splashed with milk, covered in sugar and a soggy, unsqueezed teabag left there for good measure.

The last time PS did that it was exhibited at the Tate Modern and he got a cheque for £20,000.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete always makes his bed properly every morning, complete with folded corners. He arranges the nine cushions and pillows neatly, then places the bed runner in exactly the right position.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher thinks that hospital corners are made of brick

 

[IDMark2]

26 did wonder why he was arrested for hanging out on a street corner until the officer pointed out that you were meant to be hanging out and not to actually have something hanging out.

 

[PaulSecteur]

IDMark likes to slap short bald people on the head, a la Benny Hill.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul's always getting slapped on the head by IDM.

 

[IDMark2]

I don't bother with ACP though, he always has a helmet on under his cap.

 

[TVC]

IDM sits alone at night polishing his helmet.

 

[IDMark2]

TVC once mistook turbo training for turbot training and has got the photo to show it.

 

[Andy_R]

IDM2 mistook C.O.D. for cod. There were fish guts and scales everywhere...

 

[PaulSecteur]

Andy_R has a face like a mildly amused carp.

 

[stephec]

PS has a face like a slapped arse.

 

[IDMark2]

stephec hasn't even got a head

 

[colly]

IDM2 is offering Stephec (a) head