Post a lie about the poster above.

[claudbutler]

Paul Secteur sells after shave in the toilets of our local night club.

 

[Dayvo]

cb uses 'after toilet' to achieve his masculine smell.

 

[TVC]

I'm not saying Dayvo is butch.....

Actually, nobody is saying Dayvo is butch.

 

[colly]

The Velvet Curtain changed his name by deed poll from Beef.

 

[accountantpete]

colly is still thinking about Linda Lovelace.

 

[IDMark2]

acp is still thinking about maybe going in up to his shins

 

[TVC]

It's best if Mark doesn't try to think.

 

[claudbutler]

TVC spends his weekends busking outside the Highcross centre

 

[IDMark2]

claudbutler blows his own trumpet a lot but rarely gets a tune

 

[TVC]

Mark is an expert on the pink oboe.

 

[stephec]

TVC can play Stairway To Heaven on the bowel bugle without missing a note.

 

[claudbutler]

stephec hides in the bushes holding a tourch

 

[IDMark2]

cladbutler just bought a cheep spillchecker

 

[Andy_R]

IDM2 just bought a cheap stepladder off Sepp Blatter

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Andy_R is on gardening leave for 90 days