Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Speicher will yew please stop the tree puns !

 

[Dayvo]

Owls about that.

Speich wants a door like this one in Copenhagen:

 

[Postmanhat]

Dayvo has taken this from his private folder, entitled 'bird's knockers'

 

[PaulSecteur]

Post man hat cant say "Bird knockers" with out saying "Oh, Matron...!" after...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS lurks in the door furniture department of his local B&Q just so he can say "Oh - look at those knockers!"

 

[Andy_R]

Meanwhile, 26x25 is lurking in the fresh produce aisle at Waitrose, giggling at the melons

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

In the next aisle Andy likes to fondle a nice pear.

 

[stephec]

26 is banned from his local supermarket for arranging all the plums and bananas in suggestive displays.

 

[Postmanhat]

Seeing stephec on the pull these days, has been likened to a prune trying to get off with an apple

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When shopping for new potatoes Postmanhat is unsure about King Edward's. "I know Hitler only had one but how is it King Edward had so many?" he asks

 

[TVC]

I'm not saying what TbT suffers from, but he can't look at a bunch of grapes.

 

[SteCenturion]

TVC "could crush a grape" & is still haunted by dropping all his toys on CrackerJack"

"Now all I have to show for my 5 minutes of fame is the mouldy old cabbage" he bemoans.

@stephec isn't happy that TVC calls him old.

 

[stephec]

Ste finds it a struggle to wrestle an action man, "I'll have him one day," is all he can say as he picks himself up off the floor again.

 

[LinchPin]

stephec is beside himself with grief as Sony have announced that they'll no longer be producing Betamax tapes. He was sure it was just a matter of time before they won the format war.

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/nov/10/betamax-dead-long-live-vhs-sony-end-prodution

 

[stephec]

Whenever LinchPin used to borrow a VHS tape from a friend he always used to saw some off the end to fit it in his betamax player.