Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

PS giggles at Google while gargling with gasoline. No wonder he's often garbled.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

IDM2 just breaths fire

 

[IDMark2]

That's how 26 burns his fat off.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Steer clear of IDM2 when he is a bit chesty. That cough is dangerous.

 

[roadrash]

26 is always on hand when anyone says they have a cough , would you like me to rub some vicks on your chest, its his favourite phrase you know

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rr's usual process is to first cup down there and then request a cough.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 often goes into Costa and requests a "Cup of down there".

 

[stephec]

PS is banned from all his local coffee shops for one too many uses of the line, "I like my girls like my coffee...." as he leers over the counter.

 

[TVC]

Stephec doesn't know about the surprise we've got him for his birthday.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Im not saying Leicester is old fashioned... but TVC still empties his chamber pot out of the window first thing in the morning.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS doesn't have a chamber pot. He just pokes the necessary body part out of the window.

 

[PaulSecteur]

I don't know where 26 lives, but I do know hat whenever he visits Coventry he is awestruck by how modern it is.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul is trying to impress the North Korean lady down the street by getting a Kim Jong-Un haircut.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In order to get into the mood of Black Friday yesterday, ACP went down to his local Tesco and punched anyone who tried to buy milk, shouting

'HANDS OFF, THAT'S MINE YOU D*CKHEAD!!'



He is to appear in Court on Monday.

 

[IDMark2]

Things took a turn for the worse once MDB got involved so now he's been banished to CC.
Some people welcomed him back, sensible people quaked...