Post a lie about the poster above.

[Moon bunny]

PaulSecteur spent a happy couple of hours at B&Q this morning, choosing his Xmas lights. They are being delivered tomorrow, in a builder's ton bag. That's his exterior lights dealt with, next week he goes back for the interior lights.

 

[Postmanhat]

Moonbunny has one of the those flashing 'Open' signs in her front room window

 

[PaulSecteur]

PMH likes to flash from his front room window.

 

[roadrash]

got any leeches for this , paulsectuers favourite expression that is

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Cw1HBiV4k

 

[PaulSecteur]

Roadrash - the only person in history to make a leech say "Dude...I'm not sucking THAT!!!"

 

[roadrash]

no-one understands why , but, in certain circles paulsectuer is known as "the leach whisperer"

 

[Postmanhat]

RR's idea of moving in elevated circles is walking around the top floor of Birmigham's Bullring shopping centre

 

[Cheddar George]

Postmanhat ....... more Dandy Nichols than Harvey Nichols.

 

[SteCenturion]

"If I get one more Tesco Finest camembert, brie or Stinky Bishop & a funnly little chopping board & knife set this Christmas I'll be really cheesed off"
said Cheddar.

 

[TVC]

Ste has been warned about waving round his Stinking Bishop.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC has been warned before about offering total strangers a nibble of his curly wurly.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tosh boy cant tell the difference between Captain Pickard and Victor Meldrew. I has led to some confusing TV viewing when he sits on the remote and unknowingly changes the channel. He cant figure out why one minute the Gamma quadrant is being scanned and how that leads to Pickard being buried in his back yard with a plant pot over his head.

 

[Speicher]

When Paul was at the timber yard last week, he asked for some posts that were seven by nine, instead of two by four.

Yes, he may not be as thick as a short plank, except he is not very tall.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher knows it's Seven of Nine and wishes she could get into such a tight "uniform" too.

 

[stephec]

26 has often looked at that photo and longed to get into that uniform as well.