Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Stephec is a member of Bolton's premier Bucks Fizz tribute band. His Jay Aston is very convincing.

 

[stephec]

TVC has all my videos of our performances around the northern club circuit.

But why does the DVD judder and freeze at the bits where I get my skirt ripped off?

 

[Postmanhat]

Stephec's always been interested in mathematics. So much so that he's worked out how to record only the numbers game on Countdown

 

[IDMark2]

Postmanhat has never been interested in mathematics, or even numbers really. That's why everyone on his rounds spent most of their day reposting the mail back in the correct numbered houses.

 

[Speicher]

Mark does not know the difference between an elephant and a post box.






Which is why I will not be asking him to post any more letters.

 

[Postmanhat]

Rocky's been trying to make a trunk call for ages now. It seems yelling at the suitcases in his attic isn't working though

 

[Postmanhat]

Postmanhat has never been interested in mathematics, or even numbers really. That's why everyone on his rounds spent most of their day reposting the mail back in the correct numbered houses.

Gets them out of the house. All part of the service

 

[PaulSecteur]

PMH has named his right big toe George.


He hasnt bothered to name the remaining ten.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul has recently taken up making electronic music. Unfortunately what he has done so far has, quite frankly been awful and people can see seen trying to escape at the first available opportunity with looks of pain and discomfort on their faces.





Yes folks, he's a..... Terrorist Synthesizer!!

 

[stephec]

The thing that annoyed Rocky the most about the theft was that he'd only used the toilet roll once.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph has never used toilet paper. Never shakes hands with steph

 

[IDMark2]

26 makes shoot jokes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

IDM2 shot the sheriff

 

[IDMark2]

Interesting fact. Bob Marley named his backing group after what they did for a living on that Japanese boat but 26 misspelt it when he made the first posters up.

 

[stephec]

Mark supplements his pension fund by growing his hair long and then having it cut off and selling it to Bob Marley novelty wig manufacturers.