Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

stephec hates this time of year, what with all the high winds, stops him and his favourite wig going out and about the town.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky often pops round to my neighbour for his fancy dress outfits.

Sadly there are not many dresses in Mr Benn's wardrobe.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rockys middle name is Sue.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS is a Sioux & goes by the name of WigWam Bam

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste was an 80s yuppie and refuses to let go of his filo-fax. But these days instead of his daily to-do list being...

1-Sell multi-national companies
2-Hostile take over
3-Bitch slap Donald Trump

Now its more like...

1-Go to park, argue with the ducks
2-Catch a bus with only 1 person on, sit next to them and talk about beetroot.
3-Stand next to a zebra crossing, do not move and look at car drivers with a confused look on my face.

 

[SteCenturion]

Ste was an 80s yuppie and refuses to let go of his filo-fax. But these days instead of his daily to-do list being...

1-Sell multi-national companies
2-Hostile take over
3-Bitch slap Donald Trump

Now its more like...

1-Go to park, argue with the ducks
2-Catch a bus with only 1 person on, sit next to them and talk about beetroot.
3-Stand next to a zebra crossing, do not move and look at car drivers with a confused look on my face.

Are you my carer ?

If so please refrain from helping yourself to my wallet.

 

[SteCenturion]

Paul is being overworked, even when not at work.

Round at friends he finds he gets little jobs to do ... written on little yellow notes.

PS. Put the bins out ...
PS. Defrost a chicken for tea ...

PS. I'm horny... make sure you've had a bath for when I get home.

that sort of stuff.

 

[IDMark2]

Mrs RM was just heading for a nice relaxing bath with the candles and everything... but Rocky had just been in there.
She shouted down the stairs..'You reeker!'

 

[stephec]

Mark likes to play 'Jacuzzis' when he has a bath.

He can keep it bubbling for hours.

 

[Postmanhat]

stephec is at one with nature. He smells like a farmer's bath.

 

[PaulSecteur]

PMH has a pet pig called Bacon Sandwich.

 

[stephec]

All the Walsall pigs seem to be very wary of PS's sausage.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Talking of The Pigs, steph likes a good truncheon.

 

[IDMark2]

Mrs 26 describes 26's bandy legs as 'Couldn't stop a pig in an alleyway.'

 

[SteCenturion]

26 has an LAPD, TJ Hooker style baton & practices the art of 'the take down' on children under 10.

He can skittle a row of 6 year olds from 30 paces.